Horror movie idea: a succubus who picks up guys at bookstores by playing manic pixie dream girl. They go on a date and everything’s perfect. The entire movie is an indie rom com until they sleep together for the first time and she rips out his heart and eats it. The movie emds with her “accidentally bumping into” another guy at a bookstore. The cycle begins again
Egyptian Mythology Dreamcast - Djimon Hounsou as Horus
god of war, sky, and falcons
I am Horus, the great Falcon upon the ramparts of the house of him of the hidden name. My flight has reached the horizon. I have passed by the gods of Nut. I have gone further than the gods of old. Even the most ancient bird could not equal my very first flight. I have removed my place beyond the powers of Set, the foe of my father Osiris. No other god could do what I have done. I have brought the ways of eternity to the twilight of the morning. I am unique in my flight. My wrath will be turned against the enemy of my father Osiris and I will put him beneath my feet in my name of ‘Red Cloak’. (x)
Egyptian Mythology Dreamcast - Rami Malek as Sobek
god of the nile and crocodiles
In some areas, a tame crocodile was worshiped as the earthly embodiment of Sobek himself, while in other places crocodiles were reviled, hunted and killed. It seems likely that Sobek began as a dark god who had to be appeased, but that his protective qualities and his strength were valued when they were used in defence of the Pharaoh and the people. He could protect the justified dead in the netherworld, restoring their sight and reviving their senses. Because of his ferocity, he was considered to be the patron of the army. (x)
I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful
Anonymous asked: I'll take pretending to be married or college AU for $100!
Since I already did a college AU, you get Sid/Geno, pretending to be married!
When Geno is ready to adopt, the summer before the season starts, he goes through a private agency. He gets a lawyer, just to be on the safe side, and he tells the guys what he’s doing, but the person he talks to the most about it is Sid.
Mostly because Sid doesn’t ever get tired of talking about it. They have long conversations at stupid hours of the night, weighing the merits of private or public agencies, open or closed adoptions, the best age for a first pet. Sid comes over to help him assemble a crib and a changing table and a rocking chair for the nursery, and spends a whole weekend helping him childproof the house.
So when Geno goes in for his interview with the agency, he brings Sid along.
The facilitator walks him through questions on why he wants to adopt, the kind of environment he can provide, his family history. Geno speaks carefully, more articulate than he ever tries to be with the media. Sid supplies a word occasionally, soft and discreet, when he blanks on the correct English.
At the end, she looks up from her notes. She gives Sid a quick, hesitant glance, and then says to Geno, “You haven’t mentioned a partner. I’ll be honest, it would look better if you had one.”
"Ah—" Geno says, and Sid reaches over and takes his hand.
"I’m his partner," he says firmly.
The facilitator smiles, her face relaxing.